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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Let the Heather begin
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Heather, and on, and on and on..
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Now with 50% more Heather.
4. How would you answer a booty call?
All Heather, All the time. (*giggle snorts*
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Mild Green Heather Liquid.
6. To someone you dislike?
Everything we do, is driven by Heather.
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Give the dog a Heather.
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
When it absolutely, positively, has to be Heather overnight. (Ohh boy..)
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Hungry, why wait? Grab a Heather.
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
America's most trusted Heather.
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
The Queen of Heather.
12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Hope it's Heather, it's Heather. Hope it's Heather..
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Nothing acts faster than Heather (I'm starting to feel like a bad girl..)
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Try Heather, you'll like it.
15. Your last words before you die...
Something special in the Heather.
16. Your message to a special someone..
My Heather to yours.
17. Title of this post will be..
The Loudest noise comes from the eletric Heather. (OI!)